1 00:00:45,251 --> 00:00:47,236 Suck the wheel. 2 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,397 Holy cow! You are truly implacable! 3 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:14,680 What does it cost you to meet me? You scales are all the same. 4 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:18,000 Just give it to you like that and you get your whole arm! 5 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,600 I do gymnastics, I go jogging, I take pills to lose weight 6 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,720 and you're always stuck at 90! 7 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,234 Where are the tablets? 8 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,920 Dear Libra, remember that I used to box! 9 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,196 And if you insist, I'll break your hands! 10 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,553 - Hello, Gandi. - HI ! 11 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,476 Good morning, Gandhi. 12 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,560 Hello, Gandhi. 13 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,120 - Good morning, Mrs Elvira. - Good morning, Mr. Mambelli. 14 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,120 - Is there any mail for me ? - Now I'll look. 15 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,400 - How are things going? - Everything under control. 16 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,030 Marcioli, Berchiazzi and Iovini they left half an hour early. 17 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,720 Mrs Colombo has gone out on time, but with a bruise. 18 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,560 Argument with jealous husband is suspected. 19 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:20,320 And big news, the waitress of Bonivento got pregnant! 20 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:23,560 - Since when? - Since Friday night. 21 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,880 Compared to her, DIGOS It's amateur stuff! 22 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,800 What is this DIGOS? 23 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,360 Like a concierge, but large and secret. 24 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,680 Everyone knows everything about everyone, but no one should know, 25 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:39,959 so nothing serious happens. Goodbye and good guard! 26 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,188 Of course I'll keep watch! 27 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,560 Come on, today it's my turn! 28 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,360 - Yes! - Hear the news. 29 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,316 Since Cagliari has been in Serie A you've got it in your head! 30 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:14,149 Always read ''La Gazzetta''! You can see it that you miss boxing. 31 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,915 Right, Gandhi? 32 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,400 Last night I dreamed that you were fighting against Carlos Monzon. 33 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,520 After an unsparing match of blows, you knocked him out. 34 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,680 with a direct meeting! 35 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,280 - That's a killer shot. - Certain ! 36 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:39,160 Then you shook it with hooks and he went down like a skittle! 37 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,760 The penultimate time you have me dreamed of who I was sending down? 38 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,600 Leo Spinx, on the twelfth round. 39 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,840 After a series of hooks to the face and a direct shot to the liver, 40 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,230 he went down like a skittle! 41 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,040 So that you don't rest at night instead of dreaming the bullshit? 42 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:01,160 Look, you're the asshole, you could have been a great boxer 43 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,280 and instead you started doing it the worker. 44 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,120 You would be by now European champion 45 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,160 with a lot of money and with a lot of women! 46 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,120 I would never have become a champion. 47 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,840 I'm not bad enough: to beat someone I have to hate him! 48 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,310 If I don't hate it, instead of giving them to him I take them! 49 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,673 What ass! When I see these things are blurring my vision! 50 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:37,040 Where the fuck are you looking, idiot! Look what you've done! 51 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,040 Holy shit filthy! 52 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,480 - Look what you've done! - I'm sorry, I got distracted. 53 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:48,040 I'm fucking sorry! To the people like you I would shoot him in the mouth! 54 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:54,388 The taxi driver is right. Either you drive or you watch asses! 55 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,160 Look what you've done. Shame ! 56 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:03,315 - It's only 20 thousand lire in damage. - I'll give you 20 thousand kicks in the mouth! 57 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,840 > Let's not exaggerate, I didn't shoot you with the machine gun! 58 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:12,360 I'll shoot you with the machine gun, disgusting mustache! 59 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,120 I would hit you... 60 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,480 Sorry, someone he must have forgotten 61 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,440 this far-right newspaper in the taxi. 62 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:23,400 - This newspaper is mine. - Then everything changes! 63 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,800 We were right in the accident. 64 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,000 We come from the left, it's a matter of precedence! 65 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,800 Don't bother yourself, otherwise I'll break your back! 66 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:37,080 Listen, taxi drivers, at this point you pissed me off! 67 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,798 Seconds out! 68 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,440 > It went down like a skittle. 69 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:03,070 - Holy cow! - Don't get angry, what do you want to do? 70 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,592 I worked on the hips even to the mechanical vehicle! 71 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,440 I'll point out that yesterday they went to hell 72 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,360 2 tons of green paint 73 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:54,480 because the dosage was wrong in the mixer 35. 74 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,920 Too much solvent was added. 75 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,000 If we want to go in the direction to break the balls 76 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,440 to defend our interests, 77 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,360 we must always be on the side of reason. 78 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,512 So let's work properly. Good work. 79 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,799 HI ! 80 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:44,592 Start unloading of Red 31 2 and of Blue 41 7. 81 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:50,953 Check the exhaust of tanks 1 5, 1 6 and 1 21. 82 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:56,440 Bodili, that one It won't be Yellow 21 1, right? 83 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,399 < It's canary yellow. - Yes, but fell in the poop! 84 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,676 Hi handsome ! 85 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,800 > Hi, Maria. What's good? 86 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,429 Pasta and beans or vegetable soup. 87 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,200 > Pasta and beans. 88 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,440 It's incredible, do you just think about that stuff? 89 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,320 I insist, so when change your mind, find me prepared. 90 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:51,040 Look, I won't change my mind, I am a faithful woman. 91 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,873 Hello, Gandhi! 92 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,998 Hello, Gandhi. 93 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:08,200 - Here's your minestrone ready. - No, you know I'm on a diet! 94 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:13,000 From tomorrow, no more of this too treatment. I want to queue. 95 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,958 - Come on, there's oil the way you like it. - The oil? 96 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,440 - What is here? - Chicken Cacciatore. 97 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:27,638 No, I can get to 500 points, I have a scientific diet! 98 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,199 - This ? - A slice of trifle. 99 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,400 - Then you want to ruin me! - I'll take it away. 100 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,320 No, these things are here now and I eat them. 101 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,600 > Maria, the salt! - I'm coming. 102 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,760 Fruit and cheese are missing and the grappa... double! 103 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,000 All right ! 104 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,600 Do you want to eat all this stuff? You have a nickname to live up to. 105 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,480 Gandi, the world champion of the hunger strike! 106 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,600 That nickname pisses me off, you should have called me Bombolo! 107 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:03,040 - Tomorrow is Saturday, what do we do? - They opened a new nightclub. 108 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,760 Will you take me dancing? 109 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:08,000 Call Patrizia, so there are four of us. 110 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,880 - So, shall we go? - All right. 111 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,680 But first let's go to the cinema, There's a movie I can't miss. 112 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,558 - Russian! - Exact. 113 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:05,950 - Gandi, what happened? > Why did you play? 114 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,480 He almost dies of suffocation! 115 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,920 They promised us a year the purifiers. 116 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:17,436 - Sooner or later someone dies! - Gandi is right! 117 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,240 I'll go talk to the director. Things have to change here! 118 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,200 00:11:29,760 Let Wonders take an interest who is the union representative. 120 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,469 We are the union. Actually, it's me! 121 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,791 Gandi, don't rush things! 122 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,320 One moment, wait! 123 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,240 The relationships with the property are within the competence of the confederations. 124 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:47,440 Gandi, I'll talk to the director. 125 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,960 At the executive level, every fighting strategy 126 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,360 it's better if it's filtered through one unitary mediation. 127 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,751 With your mediations you blew our balls! 128 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,000 - Excuse me, where are you going? - From the director. 129 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,879 - Do you have an appointment? - Yes, I dressed like that on purpose. 130 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,280 I'm Mambelli, from the paint department. 131 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,120 For the umpteenth time one of our colleagues felt ill, 132 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,351 I have some urgent communications to do. 133 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,800 Since you came in, what is it about? 134 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:49,760 We in the department, which is an environment slightly different from this... 135 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,960 - Here we go... I can express myself in my own words? - Certain. 136 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,160 We're pissed off! 137 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,920 You promised us the purifiers and you still haven't put them on! 138 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:04,440 We will arrange a consultation equal with the works council. 139 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:08,800 No, you have to get your hands on it in your pocket and take the money out! 140 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:12,349 Mambelli, let's not exaggerate! 141 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,396 What do you want to do? 142 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,920 - The window exam. - The window exam? 143 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:24,596 I want to show you what we have in our lungs. Please. 144 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,917 Please. 145 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,109 Canary yellow 41 7. 146 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,235 Impressive, right? 147 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:43,348 And now, I think I have it here a cobalt blue 31 3. 148 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,640 This didn't turn out bad either! 149 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,240 If you still have doubts on the usefulness of purifiers, 150 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:57,155 we could do a test on her. With a lizard green color. 151 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,588 No, no, good. I understood everything. 152 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,633 Of course, I understood everything. It's all clear. 153 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,000 The time we arrive the disco will already be closed! 154 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,440 It was better to go dancing. 155 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,200 When I see the great epic I am moved by the Russian people! 156 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:40,513 They will also be masterpieces, but with all those subtitles! 157 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,920 I'm not going with you anymore. It's the same thing every time! 158 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,120 Bulgarian, Russian films... you might as well go to a rally! 159 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,520 What kind of working class are you? 160 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:53,760 Marx didn't write until Saturday in the evening we have to go to the cinemas... 161 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,360 - D'essai, it's a French word. - That stuff right there! 162 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:01,480 On Saturday evening the working class you want to have fun! 163 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:07,360 I work all week, I want to go dancing! 164 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,560 Then get engaged to Don Lurio! 165 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,720 Better him than someone like you who only thinks about politics! 166 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:17,520 Even when you smoke a cigarette you're making it a political problem! 167 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,640 I don't smoke because I'm a former athlete. 168 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,680 You don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't dance... 169 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,480 You're not even a communist, you are a priest! 170 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:31,200 If you don't collect what you said... 171 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,351 - What are you doing? Are you breaking my face? - Exact. 172 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,920 Everyone knows that anyway that you have a good punch. 173 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,360 Do you want to know the truth? I don't care! 174 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,720 Gandi, don't be such a baby. 175 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,280 I am not a child, but a worker. 176 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:52,520 And she's a huge bitch. And now, I conclude the round table. 177 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,112 Gandhi! 178 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,875 - Gandi, come back! - Leave him alone, that's how he is. 179 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,715 Slutty cow, the fascists! 180 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,880 - I don't know how to thank you. - Come on, slowly... 181 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:20,240 - I'll take you to the emergency room. - No, I'm not coming! 182 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,640 - Why ? - They file the report. 183 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,710 Have you made any mess? 184 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,791 I don't want to get in the way the police. 185 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,760 Maybe you're right. Those are always on their side! 186 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,320 Let's go to my house. 187 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:43,960 You're lucky that I'm like everyone else sportsmen I have medicines! 188 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,800 - I couldn't give you a shampoo! - I bet you box. 189 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,280 You're awake! 190 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:54,000 Why were they mad at you? You're one of us, huh? 191 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,320 - Our who? - A companion. 192 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,074 - No. - You don't seem like a priest to me. 193 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,080 Not that at all. 194 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,320 However there will be a reason because they were beating you up. 195 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,040 You're a nurse or the policeman? 196 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,670 Am I a policeman? If I could, the cops... 197 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,634 Figuratively speaking! 198 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,520 If they beat you it means that you are against them 199 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:24,440 and those who are against them they suit me well! 200 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,800 If I could sleep here... even on the ground! 201 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,200 You sleep here and in my bed! 202 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,960 With broken ribs you can't move. 203 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:39,112 Get up, slowly. 204 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,513 Slowly... that's it. 205 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,920 Sorry, this robe It's my girlfriend's. 206 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:55,840 I live alone, but every now and then she comes here and something happens! 207 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,560 I'll go make you a chamomile. 208 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:02,236 - Can I make a phone call? - Yes, make yourself at home. 209 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,960 -> Claudio? - Yes. 210 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:33,040 > Where did you go? - I went away because I can't stand you anymore. 211 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,640 > I'm the one who can't stand you anymore when you do that! 212 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,920 - Don't scream. > Where are you? 213 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,480 - At a friend's house. > Who? Give me the number. 214 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:48,200 - Stop it - If you don't give me the number where you are, I'll kill myself. 215 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:54,400 - Look, I'm doing it! > I can't give it to you. 216 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,240 You take advantage of it because you know that I'm in love with you. 217 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,200 You can't treat me like that after so much time spent together! 218 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,751 And the chorus: 219 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,991 Chamomile... Grappa, not chamomile! 220 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:20,119 Always: 221 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,840 I brought you a grappling hook because chamomile... 222 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,877 It's a bit of an ass stuff! 223 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,437 Come on, drink. 224 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,520 It's a ''Blowjob'', resurrects the dead! 225 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,557 - Thank you. - Come on, cover yourself. 226 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,558 - Think about resting. - Thanks for everything. 227 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,240 You know, I don't think many they would have done it. 228 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:59,040 Even here in your bed I feel embarrassed. 229 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,920 For that matter you don't have to worry. 230 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:07,600 I'm not a ''butt''! God forbid! 231 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,560 So yes it would be a misfortune. 232 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,640 Think, Marxist, foreman, 233 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,519 considerable physical power... and big ass! 234 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,959 That would be the best! I'm a big ass! 235 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:32,071 - Do you know that I like you? - You too me, very much. 236 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,757 - Good night. - Good night. 237 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:43,829 I'd better go to a doctor. I feel like I'm sick. 238 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,640 - Where do you feel pain? - Everywhere. 239 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:52,350 Now I'll give you a shot painkiller and everything goes away. 240 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,920 - What are you doing, sleeping? - No, my eyes are open! 241 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:12,473 Crazy stuff! I walk away a moment and he falls asleep! 242 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,670 Calm down, calm down... I'm almost ready. 243 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,440 - What is it, morphine? - No, I'll make you a tonic. 244 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:31,356 - Tonic? - At most it cheers you up. Turn around. 245 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,035 Much worse than that I can't stay! 246 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,080 Who could it be at this time? 247 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,960 - Ready? > Who's talking? 248 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,589 - I'm Gandi. - The Gandhi? 249 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:48,160 - Is Claudio there? - Is your name Claudio? 250 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,720 - Yes. - He's here, but he can't answer. 251 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,280 Can't you answer? 252 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,920 Then tell that bitch don't make excuses! 253 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,595 > Did you understand? Ready? 254 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,957 Did he understand what I said? 255 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:13,040 Yes, I understand. Except I was thinking something. 256 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,840 I mean, he's in bed. 257 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,560 Well, he didn't waste any time! 258 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,480 I hope she doesn't fall in love of that crazy one. 259 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:25,720 >He ruined my life! Three years together, not a day! 260 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,080 > I missed the best years of my youth... 261 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,880 It has to be for you. Maybe it's a joke. 262 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,269 Thank you. 263 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,720 -What more do you want? > I have to see you... I'm going crazy! 264 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,520 - Leave me alone. > Do you want to leave me? 265 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,991 - Yes, everything is over between us! > Darling, don't do it, I love you! 266 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,717 > I'm your Marcello! I love you, Claudio! 267 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,993 Hurry up, I can't take it anymore! 268 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,633 It is better to do it intravenously. 269 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,589 And then... do it yourself. 270 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,795 Let it go, It wasn't even morphine anyway. 271 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,080 - And then I understood. - What did you understand? 272 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,360 I understand that you understand what are they. 273 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:21,280 - I don't think I understand. - Yes, don't be a hypocrite. 274 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,635 No, you're taking me for the cu... 275 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,040 - Around! - No, I'm just like you think. 276 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,918 Go ahead, say it. It's not a serious thing. 277 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,468 If it's what I think, it's a bit serious! 278 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,480 There are many terms to say it. Which one do you want to use? 279 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:47,080 Homosexual, rich, different... Today they say different. 280 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,240 Or rather, big ass. As you say! 281 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,640 - This time you said it! - But you think so, right? 282 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,040 - If you tell me I'll think so a little. - Do you see what you think? 283 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,508 Alright, you convinced me! 284 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,074 Let's see what's new. 285 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,594 Colombo is sleeping. 286 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:17,718 Maccaluso watches television private... dirty! 287 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:24,680 So, what should I do? I'm leaving or will you beat me like those fascists? 288 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,320 What do fascists have to do with it? Do you want to make me fight at night? 289 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,360 When I met you I didn't I realized you were one of those. 290 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:36,990 - You don't walk like them. - Why, how do ''those'' walk? 291 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,390 They walk like this. 292 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:02,280 - And don't tell me it's not true! - Those are the fagots! 293 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,640 Not all homosexuals they're fagots. Did you understand ? 294 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,757 No, let's sleep on it anyway. 295 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:20,640 - In your opinion, that Mambelli... - Who, Gandi? 296 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,080 Gandi, exactly. Is he a man? 297 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,480 What if Gandi is a man? That's called Bernardo. 298 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,720 Bring pants and pull certain Fuck you, God save us! 299 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,720 In your opinion someone who walks like that is he a man? 300 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,109 -How does he walk? - Like that. 301 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,476 Who is it that walks like that? 302 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,194 I saw Gandi last night! 303 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:57,555 - What are you looking at! - I know what I'm looking at! 304 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,670 Look over there instead! 305 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520 Mrs. Elvira, Mr. Pietro, happy Sunday! 306 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,796 - Likewise ! - Happy Sunday. 307 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,240 - What are you looking at! - Nothing, I'm thinking! 308 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:24,640 I think I fuck in the yard and Gandi fucks that one! 309 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,320 And you ask me if that is a man? 310 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,000 You know where you saw Gandi who walks like that? 311 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,800 - There! - No, here in the bottle! 312 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,800 Here is the Gandi who walks like this! 313 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,392 There it is, do you see it? 314 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,198 Gandhi! 315 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,280 - Who is ? - What are you doing in there? 316 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,317 Mary! 317 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,272 I'll come right away. 318 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,551 Wait, I'll open. 319 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,952 Here you are. 320 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,920 Gandi, what happened? Did you sleep in the tub? 321 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,280 Yes, I'm hot and sleeping on hard is good. 322 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,080 And if I have to pee at night I'll do it directly! 323 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,160 - You barricaded yourself. - I was afraid of thieves. 324 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,840 Indeed, did you see anyone entering? 325 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,118 No. What is this fear of thieves? 326 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,840 You're not becoming a girl, right? 327 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,440 Am I a girl? So I slept over there! 328 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,120 - Instead you slept in the tub. - It feels good, I assure you. 329 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:15,560 And then, save 30-40 thousand lire It's convenient for a room. 330 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,800 Look, if you want you can too. 331 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,080 Do you want to joke? I mean that you are no longer angry. 332 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:29,349 Sorry about last night, but sometimes you make me angry! 333 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,719 I'm sorry too, really. 334 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:38,069 - I want to make love. - Me too. 335 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,712 - No! - What is it? 336 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,800 We make love in the tub. With all the foam! 337 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,600 I saw it in a movie! 338 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,720 But if you only watch Russian films on the peasant epic! 339 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,760 It's a documentary about fishing of trout in Norway. 340 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,560 There is a fisherman and a fisherwoman in the middle of the sea. 341 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,360 She slipped and they ended up doing love in the tub. What lust! 342 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,960 - Really ? - Yes. 343 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:23,080 - Why do we speak softly? - To create the erotic atmosphere. 344 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,957 Ah, the atmosphere! 345 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,475 - Ouch! - You hurt me! 346 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,196 Holy shit... 347 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,594 - I'm drowning! - It's slipping! 348 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:49,515 We should get attached... no, the Thai system... 349 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,880 It's not possible! 350 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,953 You should put yourself in a position so that... 351 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,593 - Get out of here! - Are you talking to me? 352 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:20,360 - You kneed me there. - Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 353 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,480 Slutty cow, we have to go out now! 354 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,120 Today is the anniversary of his grandfather's death. 355 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,080 And think about this when do you make love to me? 356 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,560 I have to bring him some flowers right away or from up there he curses me. 357 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,394 - And you believe in these things? - Usually not. 358 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,429 Today yes. 359 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:49,360 This is my grandfather, a man old fashioned all in one piece. 360 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,960 He had an incredible life. At 3 years old he was already working in the mine. 361 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,840 At 7 he dug the Simplon tunnel, at 1 0 it passed to the blast furnaces 362 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,200 and at 1 3 he became an anarchist because he was pissed off. 363 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,800 It was the terror of the masters. 364 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:06,040 It was he who organized it in 1904 the strikes at the Benelli workshops. 365 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,640 In the clashes he took a hoof in the face by the mounted police. 366 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:16,000 He died in hospital: a rib it punctured his knee. 367 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,720 - Grandpa had balls like that. - You made me balls like that! 368 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,880 You've been with me for three hours telling the story of your grandfather's life. 369 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,670 I understand everything, but pass not at the cemetery on Sundays! 370 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,680 - What job did your grandfather do? - What does it have to do with it? 371 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,640 - It's got to do with it! - The watchmaker! 372 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,235 Have you seen? Sorry, middle class background. 373 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,320 Borghese you are the one who came to visit me just because 374 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,155 hide a big ass in your house, damn yours! 375 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,920 - So what? - At that time... 376 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,760 I wanted to prepare a nice lunch for you, 377 00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,720 spend the day with you as husband and wife in your home... 378 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,760 - Not at my house! - Why ? 379 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,640 I gave you a surprise. 380 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,600 There is a restaurant on the lake where you eat very well. 381 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:13,720 Risotto with mushrooms, pike... and as a digestive a nice room! 382 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,156 - I am ashamed. - It will be more exciting than at home! 383 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:38,753 Let's see a little. I recommend the fillet with pepper! 384 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,360 So when we are in bed you no longer think about your grandfather. 385 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,560 Exact ! 386 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:48,640 > But then she got desperate because he lived with a man. 387 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,120 > First she ''disgraced'' him with friends and in the office, 388 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,749 then one night she came into the house and he killed them both! 389 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,910 Excuse me for a moment. 390 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,600 - Ready. > I'm Gandi. 391 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,360 - HI. > How are you? 392 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,120 - Bad. > What happened? 393 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,800 You locked me in 394 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,680 and if I get hit not even 113 can get in. 395 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:24,660 - What are you doing ? Are you crying? > I want to end it! 396 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:29,300 Get a good sleep and tomorrow it will all be over for you. 397 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:33,940 > I can't sleep. - I have some sleeping pills on the bedside table. 398 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:38,420 I'll be back late, don't wait for me. Don't get noticed 399 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:41,300 and don't answer the phone otherwise you'll get me in trouble. 400 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,894 >Okay, bye. - HI. 401 00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,580 - Excuse me. - Are you feeling sick? 402 00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:01,620 - No, everything is fine. Waiter ! - I'm coming, just a moment. 403 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,500 Shall we go to the cinema afterwards? But, after... 404 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:09,180 - Okay. - I choose the film! 405 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:12,900 No films about Russian workers and no revolutions. 406 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:17,928 I want a fun show! So, let's see. 407 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:33,577 Excuse me for a moment. 408 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:14,379 There, I knew it! 409 00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,212 Claudio. 410 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,017 Claudio! 411 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,096 He got them all! 412 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:31,617 He's still alive. Air, we need air here! 413 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,175 Pietro, come now! Something terrible is happening! 414 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:09,420 - But you're kissing me! - It was artificial respiration. 415 00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:11,934 To me? Why ? 416 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:15,340 - You tried to commit suicide! - I ? 417 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:19,940 Yes, you swallowed them all the pills. There is the empty tube. 418 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:24,540 Of course it's empty, there were only two. 419 00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:28,579 They had an effect on me if I didn't hear you come back! 420 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:36,458 Slut of that slut, of that slut! 421 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:39,820 - Soon ! - Where are the thieves? 422 00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:43,580 There! Quick, come and watch! 423 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:46,936 Quick, quick! There! 424 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:55,217 And you woke me up to do me see Gandi fighting? 425 00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:01,780 Now, but before she kissed a man. 426 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:05,090 - What were you doing before? - She was kissing a man! 427 00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:08,700 I'll show you where you saw it the Gandi who kissed a man. 428 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:14,140 In here, you saw it. Look, he's still here! 429 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:16,980 Excuse me, but when I get pissed off I get pissed off like this! 430 00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:19,500 One moment, I'll sleep over there. 431 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,810 In the bathtub with broken ribs? 432 00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:28,574 A shitty Sunday! 433 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:33,140 It's my fault, I had to tell Maria immediately. 434 00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:35,740 As if it were easy! 435 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:39,100 He is a friend who sleeps with me and he's also a big ass. 436 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:43,140 - You finally said it. - Yes, I said it! 437 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:46,100 I've never had assholes nothing to do! 438 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,460 Do you see the bottoms in the factory? Do you see them here in the palace? 439 00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,460 Take out a big ass in the palace! 440 00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:54,900 You talk about us too as if we were ''bugs''! 441 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,220 Scarrafoni! 442 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:59,380 Cockroaches, insects that you need crush with a broom. 443 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,500 Come on, go get the broom! 444 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,540 Lower your voice, do you want to let everyone know? 445 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:07,180 A little sense of measurement. And what does the broom have to do with it? 446 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:09,500 It has something to do with it! 447 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,140 They kicked me out of the house also my father and mother. 448 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:15,180 They called him at night: Your son is rich! 449 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,900 You want to make a camp of concentration? 450 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,495 No, not gas! 451 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,814 The gas chambers, no! 452 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:41,378 The gas! 453 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:43,139 The gas! 454 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:50,140 Holy cow! 455 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,415 Are you done bullshitting? 456 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:05,020 The Gandhi! We did it, come! 457 00:41:05,020 --> 00:41:07,488 Well done! 458 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:15,060 - It's all thanks to you! - Thanks to what? 459 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:20,340 We got the purifiers after your shot at the director! 460 00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:23,300 They shit themselves and they backed down! 461 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,780 It's a great union victory. 462 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,055 I'm proud of you, love! 463 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,735 Guys, let's toast! 464 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:37,060 You know I don't agree with yours frontal way of doing politics, 465 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:40,180 but I have to admit that sometimes simplicity and hardness 466 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:43,620 they are more effective than mediation and dialectics. 467 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:47,780 In short, the workers and managers of the provincial federation 468 00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:50,260 they would have decided to propose to you as a candidate 469 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:52,260 in the next elections of factory delegate. 470 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:56,140 - Factory delegate? - Yes, your classmates love you. 471 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:59,380 They know that with someone like you they will achieve more victories. 472 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:03,620 You have to accept when you speak people listen to you! 473 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:08,260 And where do we find an honest one like you? You are sincere. 474 00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:13,573 You've never had anything in life to hide. You are the cleanest. 475 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:59,691 View ? Healed. They were enough a few days, happy? 476 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:04,140 - Happy yes! - Not me, not at all. 477 00:43:04,140 --> 00:43:09,140 Now I have to go, it was good closed here. 478 00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:12,540 Always warm, without exchanging a word with anyone 479 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:14,900 and always with this beautiful smell closed! 480 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:20,054 The only entertainment was to shoot himself, but it made too much noise. 481 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,376 Then everything was discovered! 482 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:27,140 What will be the penalty for a normal one What is a homosexual hiding? 483 00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:31,220 I did everything I could for you, but I have also a reputation to defend. 484 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:36,460 Yes, you didn't hit me, spit on me or forced to eat shit. 485 00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:40,460 Do you know where you're going strong? In gratitude! 486 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:44,340 Do you know what I'm telling you? Yours is not a pipe face. 487 00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:47,060 Everyone has their own weaknesses. 488 00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:50,848 I prefer a pipe in my mouth that doesn't... 489 00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:56,653 Come on, let me out safely from this house. 490 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:00,939 The problem is to escape DIGOS. 491 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,860 Stop, where are you going? 492 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:10,460 Where am I going? It's been six months that I bring the bread here. 493 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:12,900 I'm inflexible, I want to see the packages. 494 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,580 There is bread, breadsticks, toilet paper. 495 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,180 - Toilet paper for whom? - For some ass! 496 00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:19,460 Rude ! 497 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:23,820 I'll go ahead and distract her, when there's an opening, I'll give you a sign. 498 00:44:23,820 --> 00:44:24,935 Agree. 499 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:36,780 - Mr Mambelli, good morning. - Good morning. 500 00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:41,780 A button came off, can Do me the favor of reattaching it? 501 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,580 I should go get a needle and thread 502 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,780 and I can't leave the abandoned guardhouse. 503 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:48,820 - I have everything. - I'd love that. 504 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:51,740 These are women's jobs and I am a man. 505 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,856 Yes! 506 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:59,300 Holy words: men do men and women women. 507 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:04,579 - I like this modern promiscuity it disgusts me. - He's right. 508 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:11,740 Beautiful girl his girlfriend. When are you getting married? 509 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:14,652 It depends on many factors: economy, healthcare... 510 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:31,257 Here, I work there. 511 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:42,851 Nearby is the bar of those who beat me. 512 00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:48,620 You have chosen the right place to open such a library. 513 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,451 Let's go. 514 00:45:55,020 --> 00:45:59,700 Look who you can see it! The swallows are back! 515 00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:03,820 - Can we know where you disappeared to? - I took some days off. 516 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:08,060 I'm not a zombie! You must have argued with Marcello... 517 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:11,660 Go erase the writing outside. 518 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:14,660 In this neighborhood they have it with us... wickedness! 519 00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:17,740 Sorry, ma'am, you're sure Is it about malice? 520 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,300 Of course, here they are worse of Khomeini! 521 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:23,220 Well, Vincenzo is a real pussy! 522 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:27,660 Good morning. You have ''Pederasty and class consciousness''? 523 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:31,380 For class consciousness I could, but for pederasty please turn... 524 00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,660 Bottom shelf, political department. 525 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,730 Thank you all the same. 526 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:38,534 What do you say? 527 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,700 Do you like it ? 528 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:45,860 Yes... an interesting environment! 529 00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:50,380 - Different ! - Different, but similar. 530 00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:53,020 At least seen from here! Is the library yours? 531 00:46:53,020 --> 00:46:57,140 No, I'm just a salesman, He is from the League of Homosexuals. 532 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,220 - Is there even a league? - Certain. 533 00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:02,580 Little by little we will win some battles like you with the union! 534 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:06,500 You want to compare a union to a league of assholes? 535 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:10,180 Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I was making a political argument. 536 00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,900 Let's forget about politics. 537 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:15,340 I have a lot to do, it's better if we say goodbye. 538 00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:18,100 - And for sleeping? - I have no problems. 539 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:22,660 Here is a closet with a bed, I sleep here. 540 00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:26,619 There's something else I wanted to tell you. Thank you. 541 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:33,650 I also want to tell you something. The way you are... 542 00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:38,130 - How? - You've never tried to get treated? 543 00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:42,860 And you ? Being blind and deaf in front of anything different 544 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:47,411 - isn't it a disease? - Okay, bye. 545 00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:56,297 Look at these funny books! And look at that poster! 546 00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:01,220 > I think I saw Gandi in there! 547 00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:05,133 > What nonsense you say! It's not possible. 548 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:13,657 I wouldn't swear to it, but I really think so that it's him. Let's go and see. 549 00:48:17,220 --> 00:48:20,340 What do you want? Two women here, the end of the world! 550 00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:23,620 My friend thought she saw it enter my boyfriend. 551 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:26,260 Fiancé ? Do you want to fuck with me? 552 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:31,340 No, don't get angry. Maybe I was wrong. 553 00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:34,860 > Let's leave right away. I saw badly. 554 00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:36,740 Then get yourself treated, darling! 555 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:39,940 Carrots, contain vitamins great for the eyes! 556 00:48:39,940 --> 00:48:44,013 - What happens ? - Two hysterical ''half-stockings''. 557 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:48,020 Gandi, still here? What are you doing ? 558 00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:53,174 I'm researching. ''The greats homosexuals in history''. 559 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:56,940 You can keep it if you want. It might clear your mind! 560 00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,977 Okay, thanks. HI. 561 00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:12,780 Listen, cutie, do you want to come and do a trip on the ''beetle''? 562 00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:14,816 No, thanks, I'm afraid of getting messy. 563 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:18,660 But the wind in the car it's exciting. 564 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:21,220 All the air in your hair, it's beautiful! 565 00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:25,816 Don't insist, I would do it against my best interests. 566 00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:29,130 Hello, beautiful joy! 567 00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:34,340 Alphabetical index: Alcibiades, Alexander the Great, 568 00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:36,820 Buonarroti Michelangelo, Da Vinci Leonardo, 569 00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:40,574 Herod, Fury... Julius Caesar. 570 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:44,529 Holy cow! 571 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:57,249 Nero, Tarzan, Zorro... 572 00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:02,295 No, you're not there, well done! 573 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:09,380 Chapter one, probably Adam, when he was still without Eve, 574 00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:13,737 one day completely naked looking in the mirror in a pond... 575 00:50:16,060 --> 00:50:17,698 Ah, the Madonna! 576 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:26,980 It's 10 days that we don't make love, 577 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:31,735 but next Sunday we will recover: in bed all day! 578 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:35,020 In your opinion the Chinese Marxists are they revisionists? 579 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:39,220 I don't know, Marxism is an idea, a theory... 580 00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:41,540 Then there are the men to make history, right? 581 00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:46,580 - Yes, men! - Why isn't it like this? 582 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:49,500 I've heard about it lately some beautiful ones 583 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:51,940 on certain men who made history. 584 00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:53,660 Julius Caesar... 585 00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:59,371 > The worker Mambelli is desired urgently on the phone. 586 00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:11,580 Ready? Yes, it's me. 587 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:14,048 But what happened? 588 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,851 I can't now. 589 00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:21,690 Okay, I'll come right away! 590 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,097 Gandi, you're losing your pants! 591 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:48,498 Claudio! 592 00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,098 Claudio! 593 00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,416 Don't do that, come on! I'm here. 594 00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:02,698 I thank you. 595 00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:08,415 Here they are, they are coming back! 596 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:15,651 They saw you! They want revenge. 597 00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:22,094 Please be careful! 598 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:08,459 - What happened? - You should have seen that window! 599 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,060 Under everyone's eyes, even children! 600 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:15,580 - What did you see? - All sorts of filthiness, of perversion. 601 00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:18,460 We have made many exhibits, but nothing! 602 00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:21,133 - Was it there when they arrived? - Certain ! 603 00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:28,100 Come on, get your stuff and let's go! 604 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,340 - Where am I going? - At Marcello's house. 605 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:33,340 - No, I'm done with him. - You will have relatives, friends. 606 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,570 Does it seem easy to you? I don't have it! 607 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:39,692 - I don't have it. - Then let's go back to me. 608 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,736 Come to my house. 609 00:53:48,060 --> 00:53:50,260 What time do you think we can come in? in the courtyard? 610 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:52,420 As soon as it gets dark the door goes to bed. 611 00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:56,860 You're not afraid of a gang and you shit yourself for a door. 612 00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:59,500 They are the contradictions of the system. 613 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,660 But you can't understand why you're not on the side of the working class. 614 00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:05,379 Really ? Do you want to know where I was born? 615 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:09,660 There. Only when I lived there there were shacks for the southerners. 616 00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:12,740 At 14 I went to the factory to work like you. 617 00:54:12,740 --> 00:54:16,220 It seems impossible that one who was born there may become... 618 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,530 They are the contradictions of the system. 619 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:40,180 Honey, I'm worried. I've been waiting for more than two hours. 620 00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:42,648 Where did you go? What happened? 621 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,532 Who goes there! 622 00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:26,930 - I'm Bambelli, don't shoot! - Mr. Mambelli, what are you doing there? 623 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:32,653 My suitcase fell with everyone personal effects. 624 00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:40,048 Personal effects? Pens ostrich, perfumes, necklaces... 625 00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:46,860 So you wear necklaces? 626 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:50,739 Once in Tahiti, he sent me the company by bus. 627 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:57,259 By bus to Tahiti? 628 00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:03,658 ''Man is handsome''? What is that stuff over there? 629 00:56:04,660 --> 00:56:08,060 A movie poster, the title is provisional. 630 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,620 Two miners remain without parents 631 00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:14,135 and cross the Atlantic with a rubber dinghy! 632 00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:16,093 Rubber? 633 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,779 Foam rubber? 634 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:29,100 Open the door, we have arrived! 635 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:32,260 Slutty cow, he looked inside the suitcase! 636 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,300 That's the door most curious in Europe. 637 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:37,820 If he found out everything about us... it would be annoying! 638 00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:42,460 - That bitch never sleeps! - For me he takes drugs. 639 00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:46,340 - Do you do drugs? - Amphetamines, speed... 640 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:50,174 They should apply anti-doping also for goalkeepers. 641 00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:06,020 After all, this house I like her. 642 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:09,012 I feel comfortable. 643 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:12,448 What happens ? Problems ? 644 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:15,540 Maria, my girlfriend. 645 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:18,691 He says it's been a while who doesn't understand me anymore. 646 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,178 We women are like that. 647 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:29,849 Hysterical and... enigmatic. 648 00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,298 Hello, Maria. 649 00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:14,620 HI. Look, last night I read your note. 650 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:16,980 If you want I can explain everything to you. 651 00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:22,260 A friend of mine that you don't know, I met him a few nights ago... 652 00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:25,620 He was in trouble, some thugs they set fire to his shop, 653 00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,980 then I couldn't pull myself away back... 654 00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:30,016 And how do you explain that? 655 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:36,535 It was them, the fascists! 656 00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:41,060 Yes, that's them! He saw them the guardian as they ran away. 657 00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:46,817 Crazy stuff! They have very little imagination! 658 00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:53,329 We'll take care of fixing it these provocateurs! 659 00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:55,656 At that time ? How do you explain it? 660 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:59,340 They're mad at you because are you politically involved? 661 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,460 Exact. 662 00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:04,660 Walter, take me to dance tonight? 663 00:59:04,660 --> 00:59:07,180 I don't know... if Gandi agrees. 664 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:11,935 Yes, he is very busy politically and has no time. 665 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:15,260 - Gandi, do you really agree? - Is Maria my lady? 666 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:18,491 - No. - So, freedom of transit! 667 00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:43,776 > I'll destroy you, I'll break your face... 668 00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:50,940 Going out with Walter! 669 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:54,180 She knows it's the worst humiliation you can give me! 670 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:56,860 And then Walter only has in mind that stuff right there! 671 00:59:56,860 --> 01:00:00,180 But if he's your best friend, don't try! 672 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,660 There are some things you can't understand: 673 01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:05,652 if he sees two thighs he gets scarlet fever! 674 01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:24,692 I don't want to, do you understand? 675 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:29,820 We also missed that writing on the wall. Who knows what he will think now! 676 01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:33,780 I don't understand women! They make me feel sick to my stomach. 677 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:35,780 - Do you know what Oscar Wilde said? - Who? 678 01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:38,580 Oscar Wilde, he was one of my party. 679 01:00:38,580 --> 01:00:41,700 ''The world was made for men, not for women''. 680 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:46,420 I understand what party he belongs to! However, I'm not voting for you! 681 01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:49,100 We know you are not one of us. 682 01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:53,700 Exactly, but you and I know that. Go explain it to people! 683 01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:57,780 Why do you make all these mysteries? Do you have something to hide? 684 01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:01,090 No... actually, yes. 685 01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:04,660 - So, yes or no? - Look at the mess I'm in! 686 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:08,100 The more mysterious you act, the more it seems that you have a guilty conscience. 687 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:11,540 Why don't you tell the truth to your girlfriend? 688 01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:14,338 Yes, so much now... 689 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,695 It all came out. 690 01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:24,015 - Are you sure? - I don't know, For now I just have doubts. 691 01:01:24,660 --> 01:01:26,580 I believe it is on a ''bad slope''. 692 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:30,140 - Gandi is a ''cachineri''! - That ? 693 01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:33,860 It means fagot in Sardinian, culat... 694 01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:36,540 Walter, don't say those words! 695 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:40,180 You're the one who told me everything down to the smallest details. 696 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:42,100 What do I have to do with it? 697 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:45,900 Please, we have to do something to help him. 698 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:49,780 - To save him from this tragedy! - Of course we have to help him. 699 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:52,010 He's my best friend. 700 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:35,099 Gandi, what an ass! 701 01:02:36,060 --> 01:02:38,660 - What, what an ass? - What an ass! 702 01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:44,460 - I can explain everything to you. - I mean you're lucky! 703 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,980 Wonderful, you tell him. 704 01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:50,860 Cazzaniga fell ill and his companions they decided to give it to you 705 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:55,460 his place on the reward trip in the Soviet Union. 706 01:02:55,460 --> 01:03:00,375 Moscow, Leningrad, two days in Tolyattigrad! 707 01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:05,055 - Soviet Union! - A big round of applause! 708 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:08,220 A reward trip in the Soviet Union! 709 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:14,100 Gandi, you risk being late. The plane leaves in 4 hours! 710 01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:17,456 I'm going, I'll say goodbye. HI. 711 01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:21,055 HI ! 712 01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:26,740 Walter, thank you. 713 01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,420 You don't have to thank me, 714 01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:32,652 you have to thank Cazzaniga who gave up on his journey. 715 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,340 Time to put something in my suitcase and I'll be back! 716 01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:42,376 We're coming too. 717 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:49,540 You have to bring something heavy, it's cold in Russia! 718 01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:53,780 Yes, but it's a dry, healthy cold. A cold that has its own reason. 719 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:57,460 Russia is like a big one Cervinia, but much better! 720 01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:59,337 This is my humble opinion. 721 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:04,059 Luckily I know a few words of Russian! 722 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:07,380 - At that time ? - There's no one there. 723 01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:10,975 Not even there... let's go! 724 01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:18,100 Have you ever seen the guy who lives with him? 725 01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:22,300 - No, Maria told me about it. - Is it really one of those? 726 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:26,540 A cachineri, from head to toe. 727 01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:31,853 Imagine that he works in a bookstore made only for cachineri! 728 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:35,580 You won't tell me that the Gandi it became... 729 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:39,540 We did well to organize this trip. 730 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:43,135 Contagion removed, evil heals. 731 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:50,675 - Gandi, we're leaving! - Quick, the bus leaves! 732 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:55,272 Yes, I'll come right away! Wait... your passport! 733 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,240 How do you do it without a passport! 734 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,152 Toothpaste and toothbrush! A minimum of hygiene. 735 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:07,520 Do you know what the great news is? I'm going to Russia and leaving immediately! 736 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,112 What lust! 737 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:16,155 - Don't you say anything? - I'm really happy. 738 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,840 I feel like I've taken it all in. 739 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,480 I took the newspapers, I took the dictionary, 740 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,480 Berlinguer's photography Maybe it doesn't seem like the case to me... 741 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:31,029 The eye drops, sometimes the reverberation of snow... 742 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,360 - What are you doing? - I'm letting off steam. 743 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,760 You work with your left foot and save with the right. What is there to vent about? 744 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,200 When there is a departure I'm always nervous. 745 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,480 Are you telling me? I've never been abroad, at most in Lugano. 746 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,880 I've never been on a plane, but I have to accept a travel award! 747 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:50,080 Award trip? Do you know what I heard just now? 748 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,709 The camera, what an idiot. 749 01:05:54,840 --> 01:06:00,080 It's important, I have to take photographs everything, I have to document it. 750 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,117 I'm wearing this too, it's so red. 751 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,639 Claudio, do you realize? I'm going to Russia! 752 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,874 It's the dream of my life, I finally see it. 753 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,760 Of course if you want to stop tonight and tomorrow, 754 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,840 until you find a place to stay, you can do it. 755 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,920 I remove the disturbance, don't worry. 756 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:29,720 But when it's dark and DIGOS is sleeping. 757 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,871 - Okay, bye. - HI. 758 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:38,551 Look, sorry. What you said before what did you hear just now? 759 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:44,079 I felt great joy seeing you so happy. 760 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:49,068 Thanks, you're right a good boy. 761 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:17,320 > Dear comrades, this is the famous one Red Square in Moscow. 762 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:21,880 > For us communists it would be like that San Siro stadium for the AC Milan fans. 763 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:25,680 > Russia is a bomb, I'll tell you now that I've seen it. 764 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:30,760 > There are taxis, cars, the jeans, the Russians... it's all there! 765 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:34,920 > Even the cold is a bomb, The ice creams never melt here 766 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,760 > and you have to keep them in your mouth for hours. 767 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:42,240 > I visited the factories, the monuments, the tsar's palace. 768 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:47,040 > Here I met a Russian who is a Juventus fan 769 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,400 and he has a lot of records at home by Mino Reitano. 770 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,480 > Everyone asks me of Euro-communism 771 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,320 and I'll do an ad for him of the Madonna. 772 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,320 > I went to the theater to see the ballets. 773 01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:00,000 > Here they prefer ballets to rock music. 774 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,514 > The Bolshoi dancers they are beautiful. 775 01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,833 - I think he's cured! - In my opinion too. 776 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,240 Dear Lenin, for one which settled in the Kremlin 777 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,915 get back into the street of the Holy Water, they're dicks! 778 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,360 Mrs. Elvira! 779 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,875 Who is ? I'm here! There is no... 780 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,400 - Good morning. - Welcome back! 781 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,360 Tenga, a friend of yours he left the keys. 782 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,320 - Aren't you that hot? - Yes, but it's cold in Russia. 783 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,240 Did you have a good trip? 784 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:56,472 I haven't slept for 15 days, I wanted to see everything. 785 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,040 This is a bottle of vodka for his wife. 786 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:03,840 Thanks, but my wife doesn't drink anymore. He also had a breakdown. 787 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,640 I sent her to the village to rest, come back today. 788 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,680 Then give her this little doll, there they call them matryoshkas. 789 01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,320 I bought it in Moscow, it's a city wonderful, great. 790 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:16,880 It will be Krakow three or four times. 791 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,760 Excuse me, Mr. Mambelli, but she is wrong. 792 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:24,680 Meanwhile, Moscow is the capital political, economic and cultural 793 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:30,040 of an inclusive confederation over 234 million inhabitants. 794 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:33,840 Krakow is just a small city of art, archbishop's seat 795 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,640 and the richest in Poland of testimonies from the past. 796 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:41,800 However, while Moscow has 6,878,000 inhabitants, 797 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:46,800 Krakow has only 498,624! 798 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,920 So Moscow is more than 1 3 times Krakow! 799 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,755 At least that's the data until 5 days ago. 800 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:13,840 But this isn't my home, maybe he was wrong to give me the keys. 801 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,840 He knows everything about Krakow and gets the keys wrong. 802 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,229 It's just notional culture! 803 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,560 One moment, It says Mambelli there! 804 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,759 Hi, welcome back. What are you doing, not coming in? 805 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,800 We didn't agree that you would have left? 806 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,473 Come in first, come on. 807 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,039 So, what do you think? 808 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,036 Don't you tell me anything? 809 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,318 Do you like it ? 810 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:35,440 Yes, but I got used to it to the austere furnishings of the dachas 811 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:38,280 and here it feels like home by Wanda Osiris! 812 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,191 Then it's fun! 813 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,832 And that? Where did you find it? 814 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,880 In the kitchen mezzanine. 815 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,040 It's something I did 10 years ago in the factory. 816 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:57,040 They are paint samples that I put together as a joke. 817 01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,989 No, it's an abstract sculpture beautiful. Well done! 818 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:07,752 - This thing here isn't bad. - No. 819 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,080 All this decor it will have cost you a lot of money! 820 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:14,480 Where did you get them? 821 01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:16,440 I had some of them, a little debt, 822 01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,680 I sold the old furniture a bit and my books. 823 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,720 We didn't agree that after a certain... 824 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,800 Cheers! 825 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,640 Sorry, I'm exhausted from the trip, I must also have a fever. 826 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:35,040 - You and I didn't agree... - No questions, after lunch. 827 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:39,079 We have to celebrate your return. 828 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,360 I thank you for this wonderful welcome. 829 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,989 Sorry, the champagne It goes to my head! 830 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,360 Cheers! 831 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,000 You don't want to turn these things down what have I prepared for you? 832 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,800 Ham and melon, lobster, flam of spinach and duchess potatoes, 833 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,840 great Tyrolean dish, saddle of calf 834 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,160 and finally rice sartù with eggs and peas. 835 01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:12,391 All this in your honor. Or waste? 836 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:18,430 Rejection ? I've been eating for 15 days only herring and Russian salad! 837 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:07,433 Look... why are you still here? 838 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:12,000 - We didn't agree... - After, now take your temperature. 839 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,440 Come, let's put the thermometer on. 840 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:17,240 That lobster stared at me throughout lunch. 841 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:20,400 - I ate her body! - You did well. 842 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,955 Here, come up. 843 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:27,669 - Now let's measure the fever. - He's still staring at me! 844 01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:33,374 - Axillary! - Axillary, like this. 845 01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:35,451 Are you comfortable, huh? 846 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:39,773 - How come you... - What are they? 847 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:43,220 So good at cooking? 848 01:14:43,220 --> 01:14:46,300 I've always liked to hurry housework. 849 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:49,460 Unfortunately I never had a home of my own. 850 01:14:49,460 --> 01:14:52,099 Like this one for example. 851 01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:59,260 Now a nice lime herbal tea and decongestant jasmine 852 01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:02,536 and after a nice nap! 853 01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:07,570 This time you have to tell me: why did you stop here? 854 01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:10,169 You want to know why did I stop here? 855 01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:17,011 I thought about it carefully and then decided for a very simple reason. 856 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,373 Which ? 857 01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:23,415 I fell in love with you. 858 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:32,249 And now that I told you what do you answer me? 859 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:36,810 Gandi, Gandi! 860 01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,137 Gandhi! 861 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:47,936 47.1 ? 862 01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,098 - Welcome back. - HI. 863 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,340 Sorry if I don't get up, but I'm tired. 864 01:16:19,340 --> 01:16:24,420 This is Claudio. This is Maria which I told you about. 865 01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:27,571 - Not much I imagine! - A lot, however. 866 01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:30,573 - Pleasure. - The pleasure is all mine. 867 01:16:30,980 --> 01:16:35,900 Well ! Champagne, music... 868 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:39,620 Of course the environment has become more intimate! 869 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:42,180 Much more intimate! 870 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:45,660 - Is this your song? - Is it our song? 871 01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:49,940 This is a record that I love, in I like all tangos. 872 01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,740 It's something that has stayed with me as a kid 873 01:16:51,740 --> 01:16:55,100 when I saw it for the first time Gilda, do you remember Rita Hayworth? 874 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,056 875 01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:03,700 Strange, I think that Rita Hayworth was a woman! 876 01:17:03,700 --> 01:17:08,140 Not a woman. The woman! 877 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:13,875 However I'm sorry to have interrupted this dinner between men. 878 01:17:13,912 --> 01:17:16,175 I wanted to explain... it's been a long time that I wanted to tell you. 879 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,080 Do you remember that evening we are out of the cinema? 880 01:17:20,105 --> 01:17:24,735 -How did you dress? - You don't like it? 881 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:28,860 Do you like it? 882 01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:32,980 It cannot be said that she left from a page of Vogue, however... 883 01:17:32,980 --> 01:17:38,179 It's okay if you don't like it I can even throw it away. 884 01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:44,531 So let's see if certain things they still have an effect on you! 885 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:30,493 It will be nice, but he doesn't have these! 886 01:18:58,020 --> 01:19:01,780 Come on, no, Maria... come on! 887 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:04,340 Don't you understand that I'm ashamed? 888 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:09,220 I'm just a worker, How can I compete with her! 889 01:19:09,220 --> 01:19:13,580 - Compete? - They told me to save Gandi from her. 890 01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:15,411 Like, who? 891 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:21,020 They say it's my fault, that I don't know how to use sex! 892 01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:23,780 Even newspapers they say they do striptease 893 01:19:23,780 --> 01:19:28,137 to keep men close! Even Famiglia Cristiana says so. 894 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,340 Come on, don't cry. 895 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:35,697 There never was between me and Gandi nothing like what you think. 896 01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:41,015 You are so beautiful. You could even compete with Gilda. 897 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:46,299 What do you say... And then, What do you know about women? 898 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:50,415 Give me my hat back! 899 01:19:55,860 --> 01:19:58,260 How come you fell in love of Gandhi? 900 01:19:58,260 --> 01:20:03,220 - Because it's good. - Yes, and it's strong! 901 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:06,700 He's honest and you feel with him calm down. 902 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:10,100 - It's like you feel protected. - And he understands you! 903 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:12,180 At least he tries to. 904 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:16,180 And it doesn't matter to me if it's not nice. 905 01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:22,255 - Of course he's a very ugly boy! - Not so much, it's overlooked! 906 01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:27,090 Are you starting again now? After you. 907 01:20:27,220 --> 01:20:30,815 You'll see I do it become more beautiful. 908 01:20:31,980 --> 01:20:33,732 Look, huh? 909 01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:39,378 What are you doing ? 910 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:43,289 I'm trying to improve it a little, don't worry. 911 01:20:46,780 --> 01:20:48,771 Are you crazy? 912 01:21:13,740 --> 01:21:16,652 - But who will it be? - We're not opening. 913 01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:19,060 What do you think? Shall we uncork right away? 914 01:21:19,060 --> 01:21:23,019 - But will he be there? - The doorman said yes. 915 01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:38,177 - We need to open. - There's Gandi in that state! 916 01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:41,860 They even insist! 917 01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:45,296 - Will he be healed? - Let's hope so. 918 01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:48,738 I hear footsteps, he's coming! Ready? 919 01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:56,337 920 01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:03,889 921 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:07,700 What a lovely surprise, take a seat! 922 01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:12,380 I have a gift for everyone, I have a lot of things to tell you! 923 01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:17,060 We thought we'd say hello, but it doesn't matter. 924 01:22:17,060 --> 01:22:20,620 - Take a seat! - No, we're leaving. 925 01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:23,540 We're also in a hurry. 926 01:22:23,540 --> 01:22:28,056 Come on, I'm tired! Don't be funny! 927 01:22:29,380 --> 01:22:32,460 I don't want to joke! 928 01:22:32,460 --> 01:22:35,258 I brought you vodka and also some photographs of caviar! 929 01:22:42,180 --> 01:22:44,420 Walter, Wonders, stop! 930 01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:47,300 - What are all these people doing here? - Nothing, go and say thank you. 931 01:22:47,300 --> 01:22:50,780 Don't go away, I'm tired! 932 01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:53,977 Look ! The other one too! 933 01:22:54,580 --> 01:22:56,380 - Come up. - What happens ? 934 01:22:56,380 --> 01:23:01,380 What happens is that you suck! Here's what happens! 935 01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:02,900 I drink, huh? 936 01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:06,820 And you sent me to the countryside to cure my nervous breakdown! 937 01:23:06,820 --> 01:23:08,731 I'll kill you! 938 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:12,298 I can't explain myself because they left. 939 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:15,900 Because the door did he treat me like that? 940 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:20,100 Maria, all those who meet me flee. 941 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:23,809 Tell me why. Have I become a monster? 942 01:23:25,620 --> 01:23:29,533 Why are you looking at me with that face there? 943 01:23:30,940 --> 01:23:33,249 Holy cow! 944 01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:01,896 He finally woke up. 945 01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:09,492 How do you feel? 946 01:24:11,340 --> 01:24:15,731 - My stomach hurts. - But you hit your head! 947 01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:19,093 The head... 948 01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:24,052 I was at a masquerade ball! 949 01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:27,728 Lenin and Marx were there too. 950 01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:31,260 Then all three of us fell. 951 01:24:31,260 --> 01:24:34,660 Don't get tired, it can hurt you. Until recently you were delirious! 952 01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:39,460 Yes, and in your delirium you called Maria! 953 01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:44,100 Yes, but you also called Claudio! It is true ? 954 01:24:44,100 --> 01:24:46,580 Well, what's true is true. 955 01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:49,380 - What day is it? - The first of May. 956 01:24:49,380 --> 01:24:53,532 Damn and I'm here instead of being at the rally! 957 01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:57,140 Single room... who knows how much it costs! 958 01:24:57,140 --> 01:24:59,860 Don't worry, special price with mortgage. 959 01:24:59,860 --> 01:25:03,780 I know the head doctor, he often comes to the bookstore. 960 01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:07,060 - What clinic is it? - Ultramodern, cutting-edge. 961 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:10,180 - It's better to leave him now, he might get tired. - Yes. 962 01:25:10,180 --> 01:25:12,296 - Hello. - HI. 963 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,177 See you soon. 964 01:25:17,180 --> 01:25:19,171 Dear... 965 01:25:21,660 --> 01:25:24,174 - I want to tell you something. - Yes ? 966 01:25:24,660 --> 01:25:28,900 It wouldn't be your fault if you had changed. 967 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:34,220 In short, if I had become... you can see that it can happen! 968 01:25:34,220 --> 01:25:39,738 So I want to tell you that I will respect your every decision. 969 01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:44,495 It's up to you to decide. HI. 970 01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:48,131 Changed? 971 01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:53,210 - Sister. - Yes ? 972 01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:57,138 What's wrong? 973 01:25:57,300 --> 01:26:02,420 - While I was delirious, were you here? - Always, son. 974 01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:04,220 Was I calling myself more Claudio or more Maria? 975 01:26:04,220 --> 01:26:10,090 Well, alternate. A little Claudio and a little Maria. 976 01:26:10,180 --> 01:26:13,660 Holy cow. You want to see that I became a... 977 01:26:13,660 --> 01:26:15,537 What, son? 978 01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:20,618 I know what. 979 01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:23,020 And where are you going now? 980 01:26:23,020 --> 01:26:27,460 Listen, but how do I walk? 981 01:26:27,460 --> 01:26:32,659 - I don't know, you're walking! - It's not like I'm walking... 982 01:26:36,540 --> 01:26:40,658 Well done our young friend! I see he's better. 983 01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:43,492 I find it all like this... 984 01:26:45,540 --> 01:26:50,136 so springy, perky! 985 01:26:53,620 --> 01:26:58,171 But what is the matter with this handsome young man, sister? Give me the folder. 986 01:26:59,700 --> 01:27:02,817 Now let's look at the folder. 987 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:07,457 Look, about the payment the health insurance company will take care of it. I have to run. 988 01:27:07,540 --> 01:27:11,499 Escape ? Where ? 989 01:27:12,380 --> 01:27:16,940 I have to go check if one more thing works for me... 990 01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:20,649 One thing... wow! 991 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:55,810 - Hello, Maria! - You should be in the clinic! 992 01:27:56,340 --> 01:27:59,696 Come on, I have to take a test! Move! 993 01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:05,692 Let me go, come on! 994 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:09,971 What are you doing ? 995 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:14,460 - What is this test? - It's like a test! 996 01:28:14,460 --> 01:28:18,980 After all the mess, I have to know whether I have become an ass or not. 997 01:28:18,980 --> 01:28:21,619 I would like to understand it too! 998 01:28:41,940 --> 01:28:44,700 Strong speech this morning in the square! 999 01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:48,613 The secretary was clear. We'll have to change the line... 1000 01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:55,815 It works... no big deal! 1001 01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:04,340 > What do we decide for Gandi? > It's simple. 1002 01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:08,340 > Someone like him cannot exist in the list of candidates. 1003 01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:13,060 Maria said that the story of the lipstick was all a joke! 1004 01:29:13,060 --> 01:29:15,780 - Let's think about it carefully. - A joke? 1005 01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:19,020 And that fagot who lives with him? 1006 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:24,020 > I talked about it with my classmates and Gandi is done with the union! 1007 01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:29,420 > We won't risk ruining ourselves with the provincial federation. 1008 01:29:29,420 --> 01:29:31,217 Where are you going ? 1009 01:29:41,940 --> 01:29:44,090 - HI. - What happens ? 1010 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,980 I needed to see you. 1011 01:29:46,980 --> 01:29:49,860 You caught me by accident. I was I was going out and I heard the phone. 1012 01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:54,740 - You should be in the clinic! - I want to dance with you. 1013 01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:57,860 Dance ? You're crazy! Here are your companions. 1014 01:29:57,860 --> 01:30:00,300 - Precisely for this reason! - But how! 1015 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:25,660 These assholes believe that you and me... 1016 01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:28,580 However, I'm not in love of you. 1017 01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:31,458 I've always known it. 1018 01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:39,300 - But we can remain friends. - Of course we can. 1019 01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:42,540 For someone like me it's very nice have a man as a friend. 1020 01:30:42,540 --> 01:30:46,020 - Dude and that's it. - It's important to me too. 1021 01:30:46,020 --> 01:30:49,535 Even if different... but man and that's it. 1022 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:53,808 Crazy stuff! 1023 01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:30,740 So what? Do we want to discuss it? 1024 01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:34,500 What do you want to discuss? Clearer than that! 1025 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:37,697 Now let's discuss it, but in a political context! 1026 01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:47,180 We are here in the political headquarters. You can talk, we're behind closed doors. 1027 01:31:47,180 --> 01:31:51,860 Doors closed? So it's a process and I am the accused. 1028 01:31:51,860 --> 01:31:56,100 No, you are not a defendant. You are a candidate. 1029 01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:58,660 Then it is a political problem. 1030 01:31:58,660 --> 01:32:01,100 A candidate can go against it popular morality? 1031 01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:05,740 No, but if the fascists are against it those there and us against the fascists, 1032 01:32:05,740 --> 01:32:09,860 popular morality can be against the bottoms? 1033 01:32:09,860 --> 01:32:13,860 It could also be upstream a convergence, 1034 01:32:13,860 --> 01:32:16,180 but on the basis of the current platform 1035 01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:18,340 our perspectives diverge. 1036 01:32:18,340 --> 01:32:22,260 At community level the private is never political 1037 01:32:22,260 --> 01:32:25,820 and therefore does not find a place in the Marxist historical arc. 1038 01:32:25,820 --> 01:32:28,700 What the fuck are you saying? You sound like the news! 1039 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:33,020 Wonders mean that one day we will address that problem too. 1040 01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:36,580 One day or another? 1041 01:32:36,580 --> 01:32:41,380 You know what people are Which Hitler killed the most? 1042 01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:44,460 First the Jews, then the communists and then homosexuals! 1043 01:32:44,460 --> 01:32:48,020 And the union what did he do for us? 1044 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:51,980 I'm sick of hearing that mix your ass with the union! 1045 01:32:51,980 --> 01:32:55,460 As long as there are trade unionists like you who think with their ass 1046 01:32:55,460 --> 01:32:57,180 We'll all bust our balls. 1047 01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:01,700 Enough ! Let's postpone the question on tomorrow's agenda. 1048 01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:05,820 Nothing is put off anymore! I'm retiring, I'm resigning! 1049 01:33:05,820 --> 01:33:09,938 As a foreman, as a worker, as a candidate, as everything! 1050 01:33:13,860 --> 01:33:16,300 And starting tomorrow I'll stop also to train, 1051 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:19,900 so you will no longer be able to count on my physical power! 1052 01:33:19,900 --> 01:33:22,050 I want to become a fagot! 1053 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:40,020 - What are you doing here? - I have to tell you something. 1054 01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:41,900 - What is this? - You disgust me! 1055 01:33:41,900 --> 01:33:45,740 - Who? - You, them, the communists! 1056 01:33:45,740 --> 01:33:47,460 Now's not the time. 1057 01:33:47,460 --> 01:33:49,740 The fascists beat, kill, but they are sincere! 1058 01:33:49,740 --> 01:33:53,220 - You are hypocritical bastards. - Stop it, Claudio. 1059 01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:57,820 You don't scare me! I want to spit it in your face. 1060 01:33:57,820 --> 01:34:00,700 You disgust me and your shitty communism! 1061 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:04,249 Filthy bastards! You are shit! 1062 01:34:13,220 --> 01:34:14,414 Gross! 1063 01:34:14,660 --> 01:34:16,332 Bastards! 1064 01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:19,732 Help ! 1065 01:34:25,740 --> 01:34:27,620 Go away, asshole! Don't let me see you again! 1066 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:30,657 Guys, Gandi is healed! 1067 01:34:47,260 --> 01:34:50,570 Speech, speech! 1068 01:34:53,180 --> 01:34:56,580 Instead of giving you a speech, I prefer to read you a letter 1069 01:34:56,580 --> 01:35:00,815 of a person you know all good, very good. 1070 01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:03,533 It's from my friend Claudio. 1071 01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:09,418 I received it yesterday. 1072 01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:14,760 ''Dear Gandi, I am writing to you to ask you for forgiveness. 1073 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:18,520 That day it cost me to tell you all those horrible things 1074 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:23,400 that I never thought of. I managed to insult you, 1075 01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,640 to insult your companions, your ideas, 1076 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:29,240 unfortunately it was the only solution 1077 01:35:29,240 --> 01:35:32,789 so as not to ruin your career and life. 1078 01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:38,760 Forgive me if you can." 1079 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:42,080 As you will have understood from mine postcards I now live in Holland. 1080 01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:44,440 < In Amsterdam... and I changed jobs. 1081 01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:46,200 < I know you are about to marry Maria 1082 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:50,193 and I would be happy if you came here for the honeymoon. 1083 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,910 Gandi... Maria! 1084 01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:08,835 - HI ! - But how did you dress? 1085 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:14,880 As a chef! It was you who told me I'm good at cooking! 1086 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:18,395 Come! Mary! 1087 01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,600 Great, how happy I am! 1088 01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,160 I'm so happy I did this trip. 1089 01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:27,120 I like Amsterdam very much. It looks like Venice! 1090 01:36:27,120 --> 01:36:30,760 How many kilometers there will be from here to Padua? 1091 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,720 -How do you like it here? - As a perfect emigrant. 1092 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,880 I'm a cook, I support the national team, 1093 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,800 I get emotional at night when I hear ''The Night from Italy''... 1094 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,440 - And I got married! - Married? 1095 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:44,840 - With a Dutchman. - When did this happen? 1096 01:36:44,840 --> 01:36:48,000 A month ago here in Amsterdam. The mayor himself married us 1097 01:36:48,031 --> 01:36:52,502 and it was a ceremony beautiful. Come, let me introduce you. 1098 01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:00,438 There! 1099 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:08,551 - Can I give the bride a kiss? - Of course you can! 1100 01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:16,314 Ja? 1101 01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:19,910 Two toasts and two beers. 1102 01:37:21,480 --> 01:37:22,993 Souvenir photo!